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  T-shirt Idea
 
My latest T-shirt idea ".Pun RULES!" And the first shirt off the press goes to Mike! I'm gonna make it his favorite color so it will be more tempting for him to actually wear;-) -John (25 years ago, 4-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) <grin> (25 years ago, 5-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) Is that grey (current castle) or yellow (original castle) ?? (...) Oh ho, he's reading it. I bet he's going to claim it was because it was crossposted to .fun... Now that we have .pun and .fun, I think we need .run, .stun, .sun, .bun, .gun, (...) (25 years ago, 5-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) Red, actually. :) (...) As a matter of fact... (25 years ago, 5-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) That whole thing was a set up for the pun(ch) line. (1) I trimmed followups to just .pun 1 - Isaac Asimov was a master punster. He spoke of such a joke or story as being a "shaggy dog story", and he had one story that was the shaggiest of (...) (25 years ago, 5-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) And .shun -- that'll keep Mike out. ;;-) (...) {groan!} --Todd (25 years ago, 5-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea)
 
(...) Speaking of punsters, has anyone read any Spider Robinson's _Callahan's_Crosstime_Saloon_? Good book, I'd recommend it to everyone to read. Anway, I picked up a video game that was based loosely on the book. In one part, you were given a list (...) (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea)
 
(...) From a really old quiz show (can't even remeber the name of the thing): - to get me, do nothing (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea)
 
(...) Hehe. I'll branch out. How's this: dental appliance : superior : unbecalmed : hydrogen rust -Tom McD. when replying, forego the replication of the spamcake. (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea)
 
(...) Patience? -Tom McD. when replying, don't land on the spamcake. (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea)
 
(...) How about 'Hail, no'? --Mike (25 years ago, 14-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea)
 
(...) BZZZZZ - wrong, but thanks for playing our game :') (25 years ago, 15-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Answer(was Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea))
 
(...) How about: Brige over troubled water? Took me a little while... :) --Mike. (25 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Answer(was Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea))
 
(...) Yay! Congrats! That was it. The hard part was trying to think of a cliche that didn't use an article. -Tom McD. when replying, note the well-trodden bridge over annoying spamcake. (25 years ago, 18-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Ed's Puzzle (was Re: Punsters (was Re: T-shirt Idea))
 
(...) Old. -Tom McD. when replying, buzz the spamcake. (25 years ago, 18-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) I'm fairly sure I've read this one... It was a SF-y type Asdimov, IIRC. But then, he wrote these types of things several times. Is it on a par with Niven's chocolate covered manhole covers,. though? Jasper (25 years ago, 30-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) Dunno. Guess the title yet? Or the punchline? (25 years ago, 30-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) Nope. It's been too long, apparently. So, hows about them chocolate covered manhole covers? Jasper "As secret catch-phrases go, it beats 'Who is John Galt?' any day of the week" Janssen (25 years ago, 1-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) The title is Shah Guido G. The punchline is "and Atlantis sank beneath the Waves" Respace the title a bit to get it.. The title is the shaggiest of shaggy dogs. (...) I haven't read my Niven in a while so can you hum a few bars? (25 years ago, 1-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) Was it worse than the "Furry with the syringe on top"? Or "Give my big hearts to Maude, Wayne; Dismember me for Harold's choir"?[1] Steve 1- That one's not quite right, but the correct answer sounds very close to this. (25 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: T-shirt Idea
 
(...) Creation myth redone. That help ya? Spoilers below.. 500 groups of 5 or 6 Adam and Eves get dumped on Earth. the ebst multiply the fastest and meet eachother at the borders, and intermingle. Jasper (25 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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