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    Re: Cardboard starships —Todd Lehman
   (...) "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Charmin Falcon?" "Should I have?" "It's the ship that made the Potty Run in less than twelve parsecs." (...) Wipe that cheeky grin off your face. :-, --Todd (25 years ago, 3-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Cardboard starships —Tom McDonald
   (...) "Which reminds me.. I have something for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your Uncle wouldn't allow it. It's your father's toilet paper, the wipe of the Jedi... not as clumsy or random as a bidet... an (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Cardboard starships —Jasper Janssen
     (...) Use the Pants, Luke! The Pants! Jasper (25 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Cardboard starships —Jeremy H. Sproat
   (...) "Flushing a toilet isn't like dusting crops, boy! Without precise handling we lose the whole roll of Charmin or send the water back into our faces, and that'd end your bathroom break real quick, wouldn't it?" Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Cardboard starships —Jeff Stembel
     (...) "Luke, I am your Plumber!" Jeff (25 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Cardboard starships —James Brown
   (...) "That's no moon..." James (URL) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Cardboard starships —John Neal
    (...) No, wait. It is. (...) (25 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 

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