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(...) That was out of sight, Ross. Iris all your jokes were so pupilated with humor. -John (24 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining and put his hand out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a girl looking down. "Is this yours?" he (...) (24 years ago, 14-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) <a la Mike as Wayne> Good one! -John (24 years ago, 11-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Gee Bruce, don't you know by now that pointillism belongs in another group? I really don't have time to be canvassing groups looking for those who paint with too broad a brush. Maggie FUT ot.pun (24 years ago, 11-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #14
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(...) Id is a shame I'm afreud that the wake of this trauma is couched in suggestive language. -John (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #14
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(...) Ross, That one is dome. But overall, you keep covering big top-ics. I bet you are really pup-ular and have a lot of people in your camp. The only way to find out for sure is to canvas your area with a pole. Jude (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A guy goes to a psychiatrist. "Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?" The doctor replies: "It's very simple. (...) (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Groan!! But good. -- Thanx~ Nicole (URL) Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:GyJM6G.LBy@lugnet.com... (...) in (...) more (...) planned (...) in (...) America. (...) and (...) way (...) was (...) and (...) Ranch. (...) of (...) as (...) (24 years ago, 1-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #13
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Sam, Stear, Spike, and Sean Cleer were brothers who owned a dude ranch, called the 4-S Ranch, in the Canadian Rockies. Their business was staying in the black but barely. One day, a family discussion led to how they might improve and attract more (...) (24 years ago, 30-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Don't be Russian to judgment, Tim; I know I'm a Spain in the butt, but Greece, give me a break so I can Finnish, Kenya? BTW beware of beagles in bubblewrap coming your way... -John (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) OK guys, this topic is making me pawn. Good knight, jt (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) John, that was terrible. I should clock you for it. Can't believe how board you must be... -Tim (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes: "You all know what this means -- the Czech is in the male." Did Czech mate taste better? (Chess wondering) My .37, John (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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An Englishman and a citizen of the Czech Republic went on a hunting trip. When they did not return for several days, a search party was sent after them. The party found a he-bear and a she-bear, each with full tummies. Becoming suspicious, they (...) (24 years ago, 25-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
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(...) <blink blink> Bah, I wasted a pair of good in-joke puns, because you haven't read Callahan's yet. Send me your address, and I'll mail you a copy of Callahan's Crosstime Saloon, gratis. A punster like you deserves to get hooked on Callahan's. (...) (24 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I fear, then, it must be singed Rosco for tea, as none of the eleven have been original 8?( ROSCO (What's Callahan's, BTW?) (24 years ago, 18-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
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Yep. :D Maggie C. (24 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Bah, you stole that from Callahan's. If you're going to drive us to drink, at least make 'em original, or we'll toast you. :) JAmes (24 years ago, 17-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, (...) (24 years ago, 16-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Just paws for a moment-- they must have been terrierized! I'd cry to see a poodle of canines; or a feline-- him, a-laying there. -John (24 years ago, 11-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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