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Re: Groan of the week #11 (you asked for it!)
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Mon, 17 Jun 2002 01:08:20 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes:
> A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut
> daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always
> have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of
> the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out
> of hazlenut extract. Thinking quickly, he threw together a daiquiri made
> with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The doctor came in at his regular
> time, took one sip of the drink and exclaimed, "This isn't a hazelnut daiquiri!"
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> "No, I'm sorry", replied the bartender, "it's a hickory daiquiri, doc."
Bah, you stole that from Callahan's.
If you're going to drive us to drink, at least make 'em original, or we'll
toast you. :)
JAmes
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| A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon, as the end of the work day approached, (...) (22 years ago, 16-Jun-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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