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(...) Ross, don't be a big wet rag, let us have our pun! (...) faucet n. A device for regulating the flow of a liquid from a reservoir such as a pipe or drum. See Regional Note at andiron. ---...--- [Middle English, from Old French fausset, cask (...) (24 years ago, 20-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Can we please plug the pun-fest before it starts? LUGNET's been a-wash with them lately, and I'm feeling drained. BTW, where did the word "faucet" originate, anyway? ROSCO FUT: .pun (24 years ago, 20-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Considering that this thing is really heavy I (...) Gah.... that's bad. I think I bust a LUGNUT or two. The legs are pretty simple. A solid skeleton of technic beams with decorations bolted on. The weakest point is at the hip, where Titan looks as (...) (24 years ago, 17-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Wow! I've found a pun that noseone else has! Yah! (I beat Matt toe it! kneener, kneener, kneener!) Mark, your mecha feet arm amazing, the way you balanced it on just a few points is cool, the legs armn't bad ear-ther, Eye suppose you had this (...) (24 years ago, 17-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Hmm, never heard of Bouncers called "ejector pins"? Would beer in a bottle result in a different trajectory? (24 years ago, 16-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) My cup is full to the bream with all this punishment. Stop it you seafood basket-cases. pete.w (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Nah, it's buoys and gulls-- at least that's what's on the restroom doors of every tacky seafood restaurant I've ever been to. Maggie C. (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Yeah, I didn't want to make an-emone of the LUGNET polyps by posting in the wrong place. (...) Halibut puns? Heck!-av-iar no soul? Get in yer boat & roe away! ROSCO (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh Cod, not more fishy puns, well I suppose this is the plaice for them, so better not get in a flounder. (...) Maybe you should try whiting for a bit and mullet over before replying to these messages, that way you won't feel like a sprat. (...) (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Shouldn't that be bouys & gills? (...) 'Eel get over it. (...) Hey! That's my star sign! (...) I prefer mine grilled. Unlike my friend Sue-she prefers her fish raw! (...) Yep, take the bait every time! (...) Nah, that'd be a bad line to (...) (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh, ship, here we blow again... (...) Mast of us wood agree that would be downright krill. (...) I appreciate a man who has morays. (...) Whale, tanks for shearing. (...) You're hooked? (...) And what would be the porpoise of that? -John (24 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) (24 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) (Ah carp! I see it's time to get off my bass and get punning!) Come on boys and gills, he may be bullheaded, but it's cold-blooded to call Larry shark bait. No need to put his head on a pike. Let's just pick up the Pisces, and get back in the (...) (24 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Ah, the ac-cool-aids keep flowing in...I'vy never bean stumped-- ax anyone! Miss? I? Yeah... -John (24 years ago, 12-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) bon-tom of (...) I Neal and bough in your holy punning presence 8?) ROSCO (24 years ago, 12-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well, the river, Geordan, is deep and wide...Holly-leluia Milk and honey on the other side...Holly-luia. -John (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Explain this, does punning make you sappy? Oak-ay, maybe if we wrote this on paper I would understand. But we all want t-o-live online. Water you thinking? I'm leaving now, and let no dog bark. -Shiri (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Oh, man. I'm plum out of puns. Wattle I do? What a lemon. I may-pull out of this pun-fest. ROSCO (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) too late, check the subject line, i have now established my roots at the bon-tom of the river. ;-) I think I sent something by e-mail accidently in mid message, sorry about the spam, I still have to change the darn "reply" settings, -Geordan- (...) (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Yew mean your elders woodn't even let their little sapling leaf the room? Hope you're knot arboring any grudges fir such barberryic tree-tment! Maggie C. (whose last name is reputed to be Spanish for hawthorne) (24 years ago, 11-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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