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Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
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lugnet.off-topic.pun
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Thu, 15 Nov 2001 03:25:00 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes:
> In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Matthew Gerber writes:
> > In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Lindsay Frederick Braun writes:
> > > In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Jeremy H. Sproat writes:
> >
> > > > Okay, this is a troll, but I'll bite, since Larry's my chum...
> > >
> > > Don't you mean "this is a trawl" ... ?
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> > (Ah carp! I see it's time to get off my bass and get punning!)
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> > Come on boys and gills,
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> Shouldn't that be bouys & gills?
Oh Cod, not more fishy puns, well I suppose this is the plaice for them, so
better not get in a flounder.
> > he may be bullheaded, but it's cold-blooded to call
> > Larry shark bait. No need to put his head on a pike.
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> 'Eel get over it.
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> > Let's just pick up the Pisces,
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> Hey! That's my star sign!
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> > and get back in the swim of things. Stop
> > snapper-ing at each other. That's how I f-eel anyway.
> >
> > Well, I'm done here for now...I've got other fish to fry.
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> I prefer mine grilled. Unlike my friend Sue-she prefers her fish raw!
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> > Matt
> >
> > (I keep thinking I'll get a break from this group...er, umm, but I keep
> > getting reeled back in!)
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> Yep, take the bait every time!
Maybe you should try whiting for a bit and mullet over before replying to
these messages, that way you won't feel like a sprat.
> > (I challenge all punners out there to not go for the "halibut" pun...it
> > won't be fin-ny anyway!)
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> Nah, that'd be a bad line to take...
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> ROSCO
I hake all this punning, it is giving me a haddock, I think I need salmon to
give me some pills. I see that nobody has left any red herrings here, so it
must be time to flex my mussels and go.
Martin (I'm only doing this for the halibut, oh no, I fell for that one
hook, line and sinker.)
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