Puns & Punning : 864


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Subject:	Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
Newsgroups:	lugnet.off-topic.pun
Date:	Thu, 15 Nov 2001 00:31:58 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Matthew Gerber writes: > In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Lindsay Frederick Braun writes: > > In lugnet.off-topic.debate, Jeremy H. Sproat writes: > > > > Okay, this is a troll, but I'll bite, since Larry's my chum... > > > > Don't you mean "this is a trawl" ... ? > > (Ah carp! I see it's time to get off my bass and get punning!) > > Come on boys and gills, Shouldn't that be bouys & gills? > he may be bullheaded, but it's cold-blooded to call > Larry shark bait. No need to put his head on a pike. 'Eel get over it. > Let's just pick up the Pisces, Hey! That's my star sign! > and get back in the swim of things. Stop > snapper-ing at each other. That's how I f-eel anyway. > > Well, I'm done here for now...I've got other fish to fry. I prefer mine grilled. Unlike my friend Sue-she prefers her fish raw! > Matt > > (I keep thinking I'll get a break from this group...er, umm, but I keep > getting reeled back in!) Yep, take the bait every time! > (I challenge all punners out there to not go for the "halibut" pun...it > won't be fin-ny anyway!) Nah, that'd be a bad line to take... ROSCO

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		Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
(...) Oh Cod, not more fishy puns, well I suppose this is the plaice for them, so better not get in a flounder. (...) Maybe you should try whiting for a bit and mullet over before replying to these messages, that way you won't feel like a sprat. (...) (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

		Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
(...) Nah, it's buoys and gulls-- at least that's what's on the restroom doors of every tacky seafood restaurant I've ever been to. Maggie C. (23 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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		Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
(...) (Ah carp! I see it's time to get off my bass and get punning!) Come on boys and gills, he may be bullheaded, but it's cold-blooded to call Larry shark bait. No need to put his head on a pike. Let's just pick up the Pisces, and get back in the (...) (23 years ago, 14-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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