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  Re: Faucets
 
(...) Ross, don't be a big wet rag, let us have our pun! (...) faucet n. A device for regulating the flow of a liquid from a reservoir such as a pipe or drum. See Regional Note at andiron. ---...--- [Middle English, from Old French fausset, cask (...) (24 years ago, 20-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Faucets
 
(...) Can we please plug the pun-fest before it starts? LUGNET's been a-wash with them lately, and I'm feeling drained. BTW, where did the word "faucet" originate, anyway? ROSCO FUT: .pun (24 years ago, 20-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: New mechs for your approval
 
Considering that this thing is really heavy I (...) Gah.... that's bad. I think I bust a LUGNUT or two. The legs are pretty simple. A solid skeleton of technic beams with decorations bolted on. The weakest point is at the hip, where Titan looks as (...) (24 years ago, 17-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: New mechs for your approval
 
(...) Wow! I've found a pun that noseone else has! Yah! (I beat Matt toe it! kneener, kneener, kneener!) Mark, your mecha feet arm amazing, the way you balanced it on just a few points is cool, the legs armn't bad ear-ther, Eye suppose you had this (...) (24 years ago, 17-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Is this bad design?
 
(...) Hmm, never heard of Bouncers called "ejector pins"? Would beer in a bottle result in a different trajectory? (24 years ago, 16-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the Cod of the old testament
 
(...) My cup is full to the bream with all this punishment. Stop it you seafood basket-cases. pete.w (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) Nah, it's buoys and gulls-- at least that's what's on the restroom doors of every tacky seafood restaurant I've ever been to. Maggie C. (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) Yeah, I didn't want to make an-emone of the LUGNET polyps by posting in the wrong place. (...) Halibut puns? Heck!-av-iar no soul? Get in yer boat & roe away! ROSCO (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) Oh Cod, not more fishy puns, well I suppose this is the plaice for them, so better not get in a flounder. (...) Maybe you should try whiting for a bit and mullet over before replying to these messages, that way you won't feel like a sprat. (...) (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: One of my issues with the god of the old testament
 
(...) Shouldn't that be bouys & gills? (...) 'Eel get over it. (...) Hey! That's my star sign! (...) I prefer mine grilled. Unlike my friend Sue-she prefers her fish raw! (...) Yep, take the bait every time! (...) Nah, that'd be a bad line to (...) (24 years ago, 15-Nov-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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