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  Re: Terms and Conditions Question
 
(...) Okay, stop me if you've heard this one before (and make sure you read it out loud): A piece of string walks into a bar. The Bartender says,"We don't serve your kind here." The string steps outside, ties himself in a knot and frays his ends. He (...) (27 years ago, 17-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, John Neal writes: <snip> (...) What's wrong with french? Je sait au Etats-Unis la 2eme langue la plus parlé est l'espagnol. Maybe your kids could translate for you. And by the way why not spend summer holiday in Quebec, (...) (27 years ago, 16-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Yes, her relatives live in Stavanger and Oslo. BTW, I hope you weren't offended by my joke about your spelling. I admire individuals who are bilingual; in fact my kids are enrolled in a French immersion elementary school (I would have (...) (27 years ago, 16-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Jeg har ikke vært i Norge. (...) Poor Sweden. Our big brother who can't get anything right now. Spescially sports. Don't make things worse for them :-) I think Odland is a name from the southern part of Norway. I am from the northern part. (...) (27 years ago, 16-May-99, to lugnet.market.auction, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Auction: 4564 and 4555 Train sets; Update 8
 
(...) Thanks for the Norge lesson. Now I know the proper way to pronouce the phrase *AND* why all of the drug smugglers are Norweigians! ;-) -John (27 years ago, 16-May-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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