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  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) I thought a musketoon was one of those coconut-flavored cookies. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) advantage (...) OOoooooOOoooo, hurl, puke, vomit. Just for that, I'll ruin the joke: it was called a blunderbus (if you want the shot-gun effect. A musketoon if you mean a short-barreled solid ball shooter. Nyahh. :-) Bruce (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Making Pikes
 
(...) I seem to recall hearing of one diminutive warlord who greatly favored the use of a short-barrelled arquebus for controlling unruly crowds and was thereafter referred to as the Sawed-Off Shogun. Dave! (26 years ago, 31-Aug-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: jazzy pun
 
(...) Heh.. I like that one too. It's been credited to at least two sources, one being Dr. Samuel Johnson, and I forget the other famous guy. There's at least one other rendering, albeit a bit more extreme yet not too graphic, and it goes something (...) (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: One for the archives (in your dreams, & my nightmares)
 
(...) Butt only the good pictures were saved. (...) [F-up set to lugnet.off-topic.pun] -Tom McD. when replying, Spamcake.. official snack of the United States Senate. (26 years ago, 23-Aug-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: The Spamcake Diner
 
(...) No pun included? :) Stuff well, Andreas Stabno (URL) (26 years ago, 17-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: The Spamcake Diner
 
(...) But that would be cruel and unusual nourishment. Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 17-Aug-00, to lugnet.loc.us.ca.sf, lugnet.trains, lugnet.publish, lugnet.build, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  jazzy pun
 
i was listening to mc-partland's "piano jazz" last night on the radio, and her guest, the talented george shearing threw out this little diddy that i thought i'd share.... for every pun i shed i should be punish-ed to hang my punish head and hide (...) (26 years ago, 12-Aug-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Disappointing Pod Racing Bucket
 
(...) I agree, this bucket is totally aimed at a younger audience. (not that most sets arent.) This has SWJR written all over it, in black sparkle! (...) Oh yeah, I know that. Theres nothing worse than having a creation collapse because the only (...) (26 years ago, 15-Jul-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
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  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) have known in grade school and high school is Rebecca Peed. I would hate to have that as a last name... -Tim (URL) timcourtne ICQ: 23951114 (26 years ago, 22-Jun-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) I worked for a CPA firm named Dewey, Cheatham & Howe And there were the Dover twins, who were two years after me in high school - Ben & Eileen Paul Sinasohn LUGNET #115 (26 years ago, 21-Jun-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) Which reminds me also of the poor kid I went to high shcool with (absolutely true): Gerald Elmer Picklesimer, III. Andn yes, he was 5', socks up to the anklebone, pants barely below the knees and Coke bottle glasses. I friend of mine teaches (...) (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) We actually have an employee who's parents named him Michael Hunt. (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) Nah, you've gotta be kidding! Those must be pseudonyms, not real names. BTW, in my student dormitory (where I used to live), one of the doors was used only as a place to keep brooms and buckets and so on, with a sign on it to keep track of (...) (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) ^^^^^^^^ I think you mean "lutefisk", which is a rather (in)famous Norwegian dish. Actually, it tastes very good in my opinion, but a lot of people hate it. On the topic of silly names, you would probably find a lot of Norwegian names funny. (...) (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) Here's a silly name I came across on the job... This is a real law firm. (URL) 8^D (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) My high school's stock substitute teacher: Dodd Gammit. He had learned to never actually tell anyone anything but his first initial, but his full name appeared in the yearbook. I would have changed it at the first legal opportunity. Bruce (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
My two submissions: A girl who lived upstairs from me when I was a freshman: Velvet Lipps One of my T.A.'s in Chemistry in College: Candy Mintz the first is still my favorite though ;) -s (...) (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Silly names (was: Re: Challenge - Build the rest of the shuttle?!)
 
(...) I personally know a man named "Richard Short" .. no fooling. And he's often informally referred to at church (dunno where else). But I'd hate to be around during roll call. He's an older guy who's had a successful career as a military officer. (...) (26 years ago, 31-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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