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  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
Is it just me, or has Woody Harrelson turned into a complete freak? (...) (27 years ago, 27-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Bat someone upside the head with Ashes? Now there's a woody harrelson. jasper (27 years ago, 26-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Ghan-buri-ghan was the chief of the Wild Men that showed the Rohirrim how they could approach the besieged Gondor by an old forgotten road that the dark forces weren't watching. -Tom McD. when replying, stay away from the evil tower on Mount (...) (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) You're always a samwise-aleck, aren't you? (...) Hmmm, you've stumped me. What's this a reference to? Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Evening". (...) Or a troll? Maybe we should Ghan-buri-ghan this thread... -Tom McD. when replying, don't follow Gollum across the Spamcake Marshes.. (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Quenya on a roll, ya on a roll. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) I think I opened a can of wyrms here... Jeff (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) I don't bow that way. Big Ara-groan... Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Wind?" (...) Evening". (...) Are you an adult fan of Legolas? -Tom McD. when replying, see the Spamcake Electrical Parade now at Disneyland! (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Ah. You're trying to boromir John's puns. Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) And I see for some people this topic it's hobbit forming. *Mike waits for the Smaug to clear on this one* --Mike. (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Stop it guys! These puns are mordor! Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) That's my favorite song! 'Course, I'm a hobbitual liar. -John (...) (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) You really think I wood? -John (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Saruman Chanted Evening". Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) "Spamlog roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost picking at your nose..." (...) Careful, might make an ash of yourself. -Tom McD. when replying, it's been rumored that spamcake sledgehammers were used in the destruction of the Berlin wall. (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Jeff Stembel openly admits to writing: (...) You must have appundecitis! (...) <whap> Well, with us you know you don't have to submit a pun for that! :-) <whap><shlubble>(which is the sound of a spamlog hitting a maniac's (...) (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Who said anything about a) "virtual" as opposed to real, and 2) "wiffle" as opposed to C405 double-wall Aluminum;-) [1] As far as the spamlog goes, I'll let you know after my wife throws another one on the fire and tells me something she's (...) (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  My pun of the Weak...
 
Here is my pun of the Weak (willed)! With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkein, of course. Anyways, on with the Punning! "Onion ring to rule them all; onion ring to find them. Onion ring to keep them all, and in the darkness fry them!" Jeff P.S. Sorry (...) (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: spamcake collection
 
The almighty Todd tolde us: (...) Sounds like quite a challenging problem in its extreme... :) Since there are only about 350 of 'em, and editing will probably be necessary on most of 'em anyway, I'll bet it's quicker just to pop the whole thing (...) (27 years ago, 17-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.geek)

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