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  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Stop it guys! These puns are mordor! Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) That's my favorite song! 'Course, I'm a hobbitual liar. -John (...) (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) You really think I wood? -John (27 years ago, 22-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Saruman Chanted Evening". Cheers, - jsproat (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) "Spamlog roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost picking at your nose..." (...) Careful, might make an ash of yourself. -Tom McD. when replying, it's been rumored that spamcake sledgehammers were used in the destruction of the Berlin wall. (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Jeff Stembel openly admits to writing: (...) You must have appundecitis! (...) <whap> Well, with us you know you don't have to submit a pun for that! :-) <whap><shlubble>(which is the sound of a spamlog hitting a maniac's (...) (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: My pun of the Weak...
 
(...) Who said anything about a) "virtual" as opposed to real, and 2) "wiffle" as opposed to C405 double-wall Aluminum;-) [1] As far as the spamlog goes, I'll let you know after my wife throws another one on the fire and tells me something she's (...) (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  My pun of the Weak...
 
Here is my pun of the Weak (willed)! With apologies to J.R.R. Tolkein, of course. Anyways, on with the Punning! "Onion ring to rule them all; onion ring to find them. Onion ring to keep them all, and in the darkness fry them!" Jeff P.S. Sorry (...) (27 years ago, 21-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: spamcake collection
 
The almighty Todd tolde us: (...) Sounds like quite a challenging problem in its extreme... :) Since there are only about 350 of 'em, and editing will probably be necessary on most of 'em anyway, I'll bet it's quicker just to pop the whole thing (...) (27 years ago, 17-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.geek)
 
  Re: spamcake collection
 
(...) True -- I knowingly didn't take that into consideration. Yet. This should be fairly easy to fix -- just buffer all text after the signature /\bTom McD\b/ but before a ( blank line or a quoted line or a header line ) and grep that for "spam". (...) (27 years ago, 17-Jul-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.off-topic.geek)

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