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(...) D'oh! I'm not rushin' to judgment, but your puns are all wet. But I'm still a fawn of incorrigible punners and their elk. -John (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #33
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In Russia there once lived a man named Rudolph. Rudolph was very supportive of the communist regime, and provided weather reports to the Kremlin. In all his years, he had 100% accuracy when predicing downpours. When his wife was told this, she asked (...) (23 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Eight Ball says: "Outlook not so good." -John (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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My workplace makes use of Microsoft Outlook for all of its wondrous email services. Yesterday a coworker was having difficulty sending email, so she asked of the room: "Is anyone having trouble with their Outlook?" Came the reply: "No, I feel very (...) (23 years ago, 14-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #32
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A koala walks into a restauraunt, orders a sandwich, eats it, shoots the waiter in the arm and then leaves. The waiter runs after the koala and says "Hey, what did you do that for?". The koala says "Look me up in the dictionary and you'll find out". (...) (23 years ago, 10-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It also never made any cents. <smirk> -H. (23 years ago, 6-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Maybe it was a tithe.... "It's a myth, a myth!" "Yeth???" -John (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It depends. Was the two cents interesting, or taxing? James (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Yeah, that never made sense to me either! -John (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #31
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When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (23 years ago, 5-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) It's in here (among other places): (URL) kids have heard me say "Put... the candle... back" ever since they can remember, whenever I want them to put something back. One of these days they'll figure out what in the world I'm alluding to. :-) (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I'm pretty sure that "Transylvania 6-5000" has a Transylvania Station in it. but it doesn't have Gene Wilder or Marty Feldman, though. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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After the Ark had successfully landed on Mt. Ararat, the survivors went forth. After a while, one of the wives noticed her father-in-law sitting on the ground and chewing animal hides. Every now and then, the father-in-law would chew a particularly (...) (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Nope, think Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Not (for me, anyway) if it's the movie I think it is... Is it? :-) (1) 1 - Any movie with Carole Kane AND Geena Davis can't be all bad... I think this is the one where Geena and Jeff decided they were sweet on each other. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Roy shook his head, and replied: That isn't mine, must be some other feline. (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Mine too, Dave! If you didn't get it you might miss a variation, Like the one from the movie[1] with the Transylvania Station! Maggie C. [1] one of my favorites-- is this too obscure an allusion? (24 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Nuts to that! I got it, Ed. That's an oldie but a goodie (and a longtime favorite of mine!) Dave! (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) elaborate (...) shoes. (...) Dale (...) Um, might that work better if it were written: Hey, Roy, did you catch that cat that chewed your new shoes. -Mike Petrucelli (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an elaborate trap for the (...) (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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