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Subject: 
Groan of the week #33
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Date: 
Mon, 18 Nov 2002 00:02:59 GMT
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In Russia there once lived a man named Rudolph. Rudolph was very supportive of
the communist regime, and provided weather reports to the Kremlin. In all his
years, he had 100% accuracy when predicing downpours.

When his wife was told this, she asked him "Darlink, how can you predict the
rain so accurately?"

He replied "Vell, Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

See the complete Groan of the week at http://www.lugnet.com/off-topic/pun/~469/



Message has 3 Replies:
  Re: Groan of the week #33
 
(...) D'oh! I'm not rushin' to judgment, but your puns are all wet. But I'm still a fawn of incorrigible punners and their elk. -John (22 years ago, 18-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: Groan of the week #33
 
(...) Looks like you've precipitated a shower of replies. All hail Ross, king of the punsters. Long may he reign. Richie (22 years ago, 19-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: Groan of the week #33
 
(...) Ha! You sleigh me! When it reins it pours I guess... -H. (22 years ago, 25-Nov-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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