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Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an elaborate trap for the (...) (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #30
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(...) Fed UP with the Ex S work. ;-) (...) (URL) Petrucelli (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #30
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If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? See the complete Groan of the week at (URL) (24 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: new sculpture: Witch Hazel
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(...) That's a pretty hare-brained thing to say. A true gourmet would hop at the chance to try this! (...) That's quite a compliment! Thanks Adrian -- www.brickfrenzy.com (24 years ago, 26-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun, lugnet.build.sculpture)
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Two men are flying in a light aircaft over the deserts of Saudi Arabia when they lose control and it crashes. They both survive and start walking through the desert trying to find civilisation. After 3 days they're on their hands and knees near (...) (24 years ago, 23-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #29 (the real one!)
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Once there was an eccentric Italian monarch who insisted on eating his breakfast on a tablecloth of the map of Italy. he was emphatic that each dish was put in exactly the same place every time. He was the pickiest about having his Eggs Bennedict (...) (24 years ago, 21-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #29
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(...) Perhaps I am tired, but how is this a pun? Jude (24 years ago, 16-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #29
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful and loving couple." A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy (...) (24 years ago, 16-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #28
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Here Here! Good story, and I ain't lion. (Sorry, couldn't help myself ; )) Hasta La Vista, Sean (24 years ago, 15-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #28
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Safari know, the lazy hunter won the bet, but what was his choice of wishkey? (24 years ago, 15-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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