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| (...) Creation myth redone. That help ya? Spoilers below.. 500 groups of 5 or 6 Adam and Eves get dumped on Earth. the ebst multiply the fastest and meet eachother at the borders, and intermingle. Jasper (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) "Which reminds me.. I have something for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your Uncle wouldn't allow it. It's your father's toilet paper, the wipe of the Jedi... not as clumsy or random as a bidet... an (...) (27 years ago, 4-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) "Fast ship? You've never heard of the Charmin Falcon?" "Should I have?" "It's the ship that made the Potty Run in less than twelve parsecs." (...) Wipe that cheeky grin off your face. :-, --Todd (27 years ago, 3-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | | | Re: Terms and Conditions Question
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| Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit (...) It's one which was overcomplicated: A string walks into a bar: "Are you a string?" "No, I'm a frayed not" You see with that you don't give away the punch line by an (...) (27 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Was it worse than the "Furry with the syringe on top"? Or "Give my big hearts to Maude, Wayne; Dismember me for Harold's choir"?[1] Steve 1- That one's not quite right, but the correct answer sounds very close to this. (27 years ago, 2-Jun-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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