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"John" <John@TCLTC.org> wrote in message news:H2InM1.CrK@lugnet.com... (...) I felt so run down after laughing so hard. -Nicole (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #24
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(...) "Or you'll be charged with assault and battery." -John (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #24
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(...) How can you be positive? -John (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I wouldn't be shocked if he did. -John (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) If this is really what you meant, I think it should be cross-posted to .pun. (And if it's not what you meant I don't think you should admit it.) Maggie C. (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Wonder if he paid with his charge card? Do you suppose he found any electrifying conversation there? Matt (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #24
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I'm sure his attire sparked quite the conversation. (...) (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #24
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A man goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the man goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have (...) (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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Once upon a time there was a king and a jester. Now, the jester loved puns and annoyed the king with them all day long. Finally, the king was so fed up that he said, "If you don't stop with the puns, I'll be forced to hang you!" What was the (...) (24 years ago, 9-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #22
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Three guys are out fishing, and when they get back to their truck, they see it's surrounded by three bears. "OK guys, I figure the only way to get to the truck is to get these bears really angry. Then they'll leave and we can go home. So, Ed, you (...) (24 years ago, 2-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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