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| (...) ergh? As a Dodge Neon racer, I have to have a big Dodge to pull the trailer with the Neon in it. Neon not enough of a sports car? Sure has enough dings and dents to qualify as having been seriously "sported". And if it doesn't qualify, then I (...) (22 years ago, 24-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| In lugnet.build.mecha, Jeremy H. Sproat writes: <snip in the interests of not using up you know whats just to cite text> Possibly one of your quirkiest works ever, Sproat. I'm bemused and delighted at once. The "TM" Recognition Society (tm) applauds (...) (22 years ago, 24-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| Ah, the humor of cruelty... =) Dude, grab the cat by the scruff and place it in a bucket of warm water. Maintaining your hold, use a hose attachment (hopefully you have one in either the kitchen sink or the bathroom shower) to wet the animal. Lather (...) (22 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| HOW TO BATHE THE CAT 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted. 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 4. In one smooth movement, put the (...) (22 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Thank you, thank you, thank you! You and Rosco scored higher than I did! I was beginning to get nervous and had to rationalize that it was eating all that oatmeal for dinner to get the Quaker promo sets as well as my leftover habit from (...) (22 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) I agree with your point Jeremy. (...) It's your spelling that Gaul's me! Maggie C. (22 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| (...) Additionally, if we were to run out of exclamation points, we would be forced to set up some sort of punctuation transplant for Dave! Please... think of Dave! ~GAMH (22 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Ha! I got 68% :P Same text. No, I wasn't trying. (22 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Hear, hear! Dave! (22 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) I'm sorry, I really shouldn't bother you, but your excessive use of the endangered exclamation mark has prompted us to take action. You see, it is our task -- nay, our sworn duty -- to preserve ASCII characters and words that are in danger of (...) (22 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.build.mecha, lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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