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Bathing the cat
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Fri, 23 Aug 2002 15:59:02 GMT
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HOW TO BATHE THE CAT
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet
water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him
towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet
and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid
so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to
the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any
purchase they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually
enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a
"powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and
ensure that there are no people between the toilet and
the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and
quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet,
and run outside where he will dry himself.
Sincerely,
The DOG
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Message has 2 Replies:
 | | Re: Bathing the cat
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| Ah, the humor of cruelty... =) Dude, grab the cat by the scruff and place it in a bucket of warm water. Maintaining your hold, use a hose attachment (hopefully you have one in either the kitchen sink or the bathroom shower) to wet the animal. Lather (...) (22 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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