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    Re: God(tm) —Maggie Cambron
   (...) OMG(tm) Matt, I guess you didn't know about Dave! I mean about how he was once held hostage for hours by Scientologists in a room in which a montage of scenes from Battlefield Earth was projected onto the walls around him while the the theme (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: God(tm) —Dave Johann
     (...) In lugnet.off-topic.fun, Maggie Cambron writes: (...) Yes, it could be true as I've heard the same rumor. I've also heard that there are still alien corpses at Area 51, so I'm not sure what to believe anymore. Elvis Presley is still alive (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: God(tm) —Maggie Cambron
      (...) Hey, she's an excellent dentist. Pulled my wisdom tooth for 65 bucks. 'Course that was a few years ago. (...) I noticed the same thing-- maybe it was... **insert eerie music here** ...mind control... Maggie (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
     
          Re: God(tm) —Richard Marchetti
      Isn't the way this thread is going proof that there is no God®? -- Hop-Frog (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
     
          Re: God(tm) —Scott Arthur
      (...) I remember reading that the fundamental proof that got does not exist is the “Babel Fish”? Scott A (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: God(tm) —Dave Schuler
     (...) All you rumormongers really need to get it straight--they're not "corpses," they're Guests. And Elvis isn't still alive--he never lived in the first place except as an animatronic construct. Are we clear now? Dave! (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: Animatronics —Dave Johann
     (...) Animatronic construct? You mean like Walt Disney, Al Gore, Kevin Costner, and Courtney Cox? Hmmm...must've been an early model then. -Dave (23 years ago, 1-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: God(tm) —Dave Schuler
     (...) Look, can we just get past this? I'm sure it was as unpleasant for the Scientologists as it was for me, but I'd like to let bygones be bygones (not that I have anything against the Church of Scientology, which is unquestionably *NOT* a (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: God(tm) —Dave Schuler
   (...) I have no first-hand knowledge of that, but here's a starting link: (URL) for the record that I've never asserted that Scientology is a "crime syndicate" or a "criminal empire," nor have I described their fine website as "absurdly idiotic." I (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
   
        Re: God(tm) —Ross Crawford
   (...) Operation Clambake? That sounds like Spamcake to me! Is this "crime syndicate" even more widespread than we thought???? ROSCO (23 years ago, 1-Feb-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 

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