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  dumb laws
 
Step 1: check out (URL) 2: laugh as you realize how many laws you break everyday :) -chris (25 years ago, 13-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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(...) Their kids can sleep atop our legal nuclear weapon stockpile! :-, Some of these look really recent, though. Kaysville, UT prohibits entering a convenience store after dark without photo ID. Knowing Kaysville, though, I'm not surprised. Same (...) (25 years ago, 14-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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Sproaticus wrote in message <37DE911D.709F70F2@io.com>... (...) though, (...) the (...) Is it a popular thing to make sex in a moving ambulance in your country?..:-) Selçuk (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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t7po pounce (realise that the pounce-ee is a E2Ler) (...) c /make/have/ making sex is usually done by plastic surgeons or genetics... :-) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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(...) Okay, Lar, what's an E2Ler? (...) Hence the need for an ambulance! :-, Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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(...) Forgot a footnote... put it .........HERE ^^^^^ 1 - E2Ler is from IBMTEXT NITPICK jargon and means "English as a 2nd Language"er or "a person who is not a native english speaker, and therefore to be forgiven the odd lapse..." NITPICK was a (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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(...) Not to be confused with making sex with plastic blow-up surgeons [1]-- not that there is anything wrong with that.....wait a minute, that's SICK and WRONG;-) -John [1] Not that I'd *know* anything about that -- not that there's anything wrong (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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(...) Just watch out for the scalpels... Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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(...) Well, you know what they say, "Surgeons do it....with patience/patients -John (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
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(...) Well, *I* heard, "Surgeons do it with knots." Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
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In article <37DFB2DC.1CEDBB10@v...ager.net>, Larry Pieniazek <lar@voyager.net> writes (...) ok... what's t7po? (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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(...) This Law figures, coming from West Virginia: It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs. Jeff P.S. Anyone notice just how many elephant laws there are? (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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I wish this site had references. As it is, most of the things listed are probably not true, no longer true, or at least out of context. If one is going to go to all the trouble to set up a site like this, one might at least verify one's data. (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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I noted several instances of laws prohibiting tying giraffes to poles or pole-like objects. I found it interesting that 3 out of 5 dumb laws in Alaska have to do with a moose, with 66% of those involving aircraft. -Chris ps. Has anyone put an ice (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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Many of these laws have been repealed; in effect, their listing is a history lesson involving the foibles of societal mores in different eras. Paul Sinasohn, who wonders what future generations will think of affirmative action laws and zoning (...) (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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(...) note where the y and 7 are on the keyboard.... (25 years ago, 15-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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Jeff Stembel wrote in message ... (...) Are you really break _this_ law everyday?..Oh, my..:-) Selçuk (...) (25 years ago, 16-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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Larry Pieniazek wrote in message <37DFB2DC.1CEDBB10@v...er.net>... (...) No, no..No offense taken..:-) I know my level well (1) And actually it may be very much fun sometimes. especially when performed by native English speakers. At least, I (...) (25 years ago, 16-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
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In article <37E026D5.257569FE@v...ager.net>, Larry Pieniazek <lar@voyager.net> writes (...) Oh yeah <looks dumb> There was me on a completely different, more technical, plane :-D (25 years ago, 16-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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