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  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were playing golf one day. Moses put his ball down on the tee and gave it a good whack straight ahead. But after a few bounces it headed for the water trap. Moses then lifted up his golf club and lo, the pond (...) (26 years ago, 2-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
(...) That would count as a second stroke, right? I mean, it came to a stop and hovered on the water, right? -- Unofficial listing of weekly Lego Shop at Home phone specials (URL) (S@H USA) / 800-267-5346 ext 222 (S@H Canada) www.auczilla.com - (...) (26 years ago, 3-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
Mike Stanley wrote in message <361ab4fd.2712080@lu...et.com>... (...) pond, (...) walked (...) green a (...) That's how I read it. But the version of the joke I heard had Moses' ball drop into the pond, whereupon he parted the water in the pond and (...) (26 years ago, 3-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
 
  Re: Blond Jokes (hows that for off-topic)
 
(...) Hmm. I'll buy that. Tho I was just repeatin it the way I heard it. Oh well. :) Maybe the correct format to tell jokes here should be, "So, have y'all heard the one about Moses, Jesus and an old bearded guy playin golf?" (26 years ago, 5-Oct-98, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)

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