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Re: Traffic page link
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lugnet.off-topic.fun
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Fri, 9 Apr 1999 15:27:45 GMT
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JSPROAT@GEOCITIES.nospamCOM
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John Neal wrote:
> Well, *I* would never defend anyone's right to enjoy salesmen (or women for that
> matter) ground up into little bits and served in spam, or any other lunch meat.
> It's disgusting, and I object to any insinuation that......And now for something
> completely different......spam spam spam spam Spamity SPAM SPAMITY SPAM!
Well, you don't have to eat the salesmen (or women) if you don't want to.
We have quite a variety of ground-up men (or women) of many different
professions for you to consume.
Here, you will see our lovely telephone repairman (or woman) cake. And
right next to it is a delicious fireman (or woman) cake with mint
sprinkles. And next to that, is the Spanish Inquisition?
Well, *I* didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.
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Cheers,
- jsproat
--
Jeremy H. Sproat <jsproat@geocities.com>
http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Horizon/5249/
"The world will not perish for want of wonders but for want of wonder"
-- British scientist J. B. S. Haldane (1892-1964)
*burst in* NO-BODY EXPECTS the... Oh, bugger.
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| (...) *ding* A customer enters a spamcake shop. Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) C: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? C: <pause> I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! O: We're (...) (27 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| Well, *I* would never defend anyone's right to enjoy salesmen (or women for that matter) ground up into little bits and served in spam, or any other lunch meat. It's disgusting, and I object to any insinuation that......And now for something (...) (27 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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