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| (...) It's like fruitcake made with spam, but it's got little bits of ground salemen in it too. (...) Everyone loves a patriot (jet, that is :) -Tom McD. take the spamcake. (26 years ago, 8-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| Well, *I* would never defend anyone's right to enjoy salesmen (or women for that matter) ground up into little bits and served in spam, or any other lunch meat. It's disgusting, and I object to any insinuation that......And now for something (...) (26 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) Well, you don't have to eat the salesmen (or women) if you don't want to. We have quite a variety of ground-up men (or women) of many different professions for you to consume. Here, you will see our lovely telephone repairman (or woman) cake. (...) (26 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| (...) *ding* A customer enters a spamcake shop. Customer: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint. (The owner does not respond.) C: 'Ello, Miss? Owner: What do you mean "miss"? C: <pause> I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint! O: We're (...) (26 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| <wiping away tears of laughter> Now *THAT'S* good humor{:-D (...) I'll have the Attorney unflamé s'il vous plaît;-) (...) NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISTION!!! blah, blah, blah, in the COMFY CHAIR!! (...) (26 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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| Oh, my. <falls off chair> The rest of today will be anticlimatic. Steve (...) (26 years ago, 9-Apr-99, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
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