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  Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
Kabul, Afghanistan---October 23, 2001. A shocking development took place today as the ruling members of the Taliban held a press conference threatening Australia if its territory is invaded. Immigration Czar Mohammed Ali Momaluke stated that the (...) (23 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) Grrrr, maybe they are the cause of Suncorp Metway having the most annoying problems today too ;P *(&^%^$%$^&$^#$^%#*&^%* is what I say! I hope they get their &*^%* together soon, couldn't even go to work since NO ATM's would let any SM (...) (23 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) Unintended irony alert! Unintended irony alert! The humor value of the Afghans referring to *any* office as a "Czar" is really, really high. :D (Mamluke/Momaluke is also an Egyptian term, which refers to a slave class that seized power in (...) (23 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) Mmmmmmm. Yummy. (...) Bet their knowledge of local streets & language is somewhat similar though... (...) Yep, said goodbye to them yesterday, along with all the other political buffoons that are trying to impress us with their election (...) (23 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) Which "their", the store clerks or Africans/Jamaicans/Russians? (...) You got to say "goodbye" to your political buffoons? You lucky sonuvaguns! How did you manage that feat? And where did you send them? (Please, not here--we're already way (...) (23 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) Resistance.....is.....futile (and please don't say "no, it's voltage divided by current) ROSCO (23 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) Ohm y, wire you accusing me of such impedence? If you current-ly feel slighted, don't despair; tomorrow shall surely be a fara'day. narf LFB XFUT->the obvious place (23 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.loc.au, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) by (...) Watt are you torque-ing about?? You winding me up?? (...) I feel I'm being LED astray... (...) emf??? ROSCO (23 years ago, 24-Oct-01, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Afghanistan makes direct threat to Australia
 
(...) They have been busy defending us from those nasty refugees though. ;) Carl -- Member #1165 (URL) LEGO Users Group (URL) (23 years ago, 3-Nov-01, to lugnet.loc.au, lugnet.off-topic.debate)

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