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Re: Some Questions...
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Thu, 22 Oct 1998 18:25:36 GMT
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_Why Green Dragons Have Trans-Orange Wings_
by
Colin R. Gutierrez
Cast:
Lego factory worker #1 (Joe)
Lego factory worker #2 (Fred)
Lego factory worker #3 (The hopper guy or, Sir Not-Appearing-in this
play)
Lego factory line lead operator (Elmer)
Scene 1
Joe: "Hey, Fred, where's the hopper guy? The new line's supposed to run
today, and they don't have their green plastic yet."
Fred: "He just called, he's running a little late."
Joe: (frowning) "That guys ALWAYS late." (Grins mischeviously) "Isn't he
color blind?"
Fred: (Leans forward) "Why? You have something in mind?"
(Both walk off whispering. Laughter is heard after they round corner.)
Scene 2
(Several hours later)
Joe: "Hey, I didn't know that Elmer was color blind, too"
Fred: "Well, just keep quiet and maybe nobody'll find out"
(Elmer comes around the corner)
Elmer: "You two wouldn't know anything about 50,000 units coming off of
my line in florescent orange, would you?"
(Fred and Joe look at eachother as Elmer grabs them by the ears)
(Fade as Fred and Joe are dragged away by Elmer)
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Hope this wasn't too spammy for everyone. It made me feel better.
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| Tom Stangl, VFAQman wrote: <snip> (...) I think TLG's been calling Psychic Network for market analysis. Oh, and let's not forget the bingo-machine for really tough decisions. __ __ __ __ __ __ | |_| |_| |_| | | |_| | | | | | | Colin R Gutierrez | __ (...) (26 years ago, 22-Oct-98, to lugnet.general)
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