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    Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Anthony Sava
   Dwarven women make beautiful lovers. Dwarven women know, they understand. I've been around son, and I have discovered, That Dwarven women know just how to please a man. My apologies to Ronnie McDowell and the Statler Brothers I haven't seen it on (...) (23 years ago, 30-Jan-02, to lugnet.castle)
   
        Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Leonard Hoffman
     dwarven women are nice... great idea! im gonna steal it! HAHHAHAHAA! its my idea now! -lenny (...) (23 years ago, 30-Jan-02, to lugnet.castle)
    
         Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Mark Chittenden
     Wow, cool idea (...) (23 years ago, 30-Jan-02, to lugnet.castle)
   
        Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Richard Marchetti
     (...) Ogreman. I am but an amateur whereas Anthony is clearly THE freaky-sicko PROFESSIONAL! Craigo used to do something similar to suggest a woman on her knees or recumbent... -- Hop-Frog (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.castle)
   
        Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Daniel Ravenda
     (...) Your sick Sava. This is Lugnet not shcool. Is garalt going to get with one of thes dwarf women? Will there be baby miget garalts running around in that castle? half dwarf half human what a combination what a Daun Juan. Please tell me I am (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.castle)
    
         Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Leonard Hoffman
      (...) theres nothing sick about love. (or lovin, if you know what i mean) they are both healthy, happy parts of life. (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun)
    
         Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Anthony Sava
     (...) You are young, so I shall forgive you for your first reactions and perhaps inexperienced in the genre of which I made parody. I will admit my little ditty was at best inappropriate, but believe my my intentions were pure. Those four lines you (...) (23 years ago, 1-Feb-02, to lugnet.castle)
    
         Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Daniel Ravenda
     (...) Oh oh oh. (...) Oh oh oh (...) Hmm you know a red haired girl with samuri armor would look pretty cool. Think for a sec. The Pricess stor head red pnytail hair samuri armor any tors and legs any ovel shield and any wepon and you have a pretty (...) (23 years ago, 2-Feb-02, to lugnet.castle)
   
        using regular bricks/slopes as legs for goblins and dwarves —Franklin W. Cain
     I've used this for quite a while now. "(URL) ;-) In fact, I've got an entire Goblin Airborne Commando Squad (Ninjas w/ Gliders, substituting Stingray heads and 1x2 log bricks) that I've not yet had imaged. :-D Franklin (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.castle.org.cw)
    
         Re: using regular bricks/slopes as legs for goblins and dwarves —Franklin W. Cain
     Oh, yeah, almost forgot... Although I don't have an individual picture of Kjuppa, he's here in this group photo, just behind Nethozhen and to his left, and in front of the liche brothers Brandwynn and Althon. ;-) (...) (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.castle.org.cw)
   
        Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Tony Hafner
     (...) -- Tony Hafner www.hafhead.com (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.castle)
    
         Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Ben Gatrelle
     (...) I just happened to read this in Tolkien's _Return_of_the_King_ Appendix A, III "Durin's Folk"... "It was said by Gimli that there are few dwarf-women, probably no more than a third of the whole people. They seldom walk abroad except at great (...) (23 years ago, 7-Feb-02, to lugnet.castle)
   
        Re: Dwarven women make beautiful lovers —Magnus Lauglo
   (...) Hey, perhaps there should be a new forum; Lugnet.poetry? Will there be upcoming lyrical odes to Elven women, female goblins and trolls and Giantesses? How about the Gungans, don't for get them. : ) Magnus (23 years ago, 31-Jan-02, to lugnet.castle)
 

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