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In lugnet.build.contests, Brendan Powell Smith wrote:
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In lugnet.build.contests, Derek Schin wrote:
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But what about for Jesus AND $5,250?
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Does Jesus have that kind of money? Just the other day I tried to hit him
up for the ten bucks he still owes me and he was all like “Look, man, I’ll
pay you later.”
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He plays the poor man pretty well, what with the sandals and unkempt look, but
it looks like there are quite a few people (pastors, TV evangalists, etc) that
are constantly pulling in loot for him. Trust me, he’s got the money.
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Isn’t using glue just a gateway drug? Last time I saw Henry Lim he was
passed out faced down in an alleyway after freebasing Megablocks.
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Ah, that explains this picture of Henry’s “M” purchase gone wrong:
I’d wondered why you had used a minifig Henry to tell that tale.
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Anyway, to stray back on topic, if the Reverend’s diorama of Yahweh looking
at minifig-arm poop qualified for the contest...
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Oh, man, if God looking upon a pile of crap qualifies as “Christmas through
the eyes of a child”, that is one sad, sad child. This isn’t a page from
your childhood, now, is it, Derek?
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Ah, you misquote me, sir. Note that I said “if” it qualified for the contest.
I specifically tried to distance it from the contest, but I wanted to at least
mention it so as to keep my post--in, perhaps, some small, small way--on topic.
But, hey, it could be an Iraqi child, I guess. (Uh, I just reread that last
sentence after previewing my post and noted that it might not be taken by some
as a joke...so here’s a smiley to show my intent: :) )
And as for my childhood, I’m not saying that I used to get poop as a present,
but I will say that instead of shaking my presents to figure out what they are,
I smell them.
:Derek
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| (...) It took someone long enough to catch that. I hoped that by showing a minifig version of Henry Lim in The Brick Testament, it might bring some much needed attention to his downward spiral into snorting off-brand bricks. (...) Ah, Christmas (...) (21 years ago, 30-Aug-03, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, FTX)
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| (...) Does Jesus have that kind of money? Just the other day I tried to hit him up for the ten bucks he still owes me and he was all like "Look, man, I'll pay you later." (...) Isn't using glue just a gateway drug? Last time I saw Henry Lim he was (...) (21 years ago, 29-Aug-03, to lugnet.build.contests, FTX)
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