To LUGNET HomepageTo LUGNET News HomepageTo LUGNET Guide Homepage
 Help on Searching
 
Post new message to lugnet.admin.suggestionsOpen lugnet.admin.suggestions in your NNTP NewsreaderTo LUGNET News Traffic PageSign In (Members)
 Administrative / Suggestions / 955
    Re: Lavender Brick Society —Bruce Schlickbernd
   (...) Wrong, Diet Coke simply consigns you to Purgatory for a while until you are thin and can go back to The Real Thing. Drinking New Coke (or Pepsi in any guise) is what condemns you to Hell (though The Lowest Pit of Hell is reserved for the (...) (20 years ago, 17-Sep-04, to lugnet.admin.suggestions, lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.people, lugnet.org)
   
        Re: Lavender Brick Society —Kevin Wilson
     (...) Hmmm. So what happens to people like me, who drink supermarket generic cola, non-caffienated, but with all the usual sugar? I'm just dying to know :-) Kevin (20 years ago, 18-Sep-04, to lugnet.admin.suggestions, lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate, lugnet.people, lugnet.org)
    
         Re: Lavender Brick Society —Bruce Schlickbernd
     (...) I won't swear to it, but I think that puts you in the Pit of People Condemned to read Reader's Digest for All Eternity. If it didn't have any sugar in addition to being decaffienated, you'd simply be an atheist. -->Bruce<-- (20 years ago, 18-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate)
    
         Re: Lavender Brick Society —Kevin Wilson
     (...) Oh well, no worries :-) Shocking thought it may be, I *like* Readers Digest. Anything with words on a page can't be all bad, right? It could have been worse. It could have been the same cornflake package for all eternity. At least with RD I (...) (20 years ago, 18-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate)
    
         Re: Lavender Brick Society —Bruce Schlickbernd
      (...) I always liked my mother's succinct summation of Reader's Digest: premasticated literature. But I must admit, the Groucho Marx Dilemma would be woise (Help, help, let me out of here! At least throw me a magazine). Locked in a bathroom for (...) (20 years ago, 18-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate)
    
         Re: Lavender Brick Society —David Laswell
     (...) Oh, well then you get sent to the Pit of People Condemned to Read "As I Lay Dying", Chapter 19. *shudder* (20 years ago, 18-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate)
   
        Re: Lavender Brick Society —Bruce Hietbrink
   (...) What about that Diet Coke with Lime? I like that quite a bit. Is there a particular circle reserved for me? Also, when I was in San Francisco (hmm, does this tie in?) I found Diet Coke with Lemon. Oddly I haven't seen this anywhere else. Do (...) (20 years ago, 21-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community)
   
        Re: Lavender Brick Society —David Laswell
   (...) Does it matter? The only one that gets you any positive special treatment in the afterlife is Barq's root beer, the only carbonated beverage that's good enough to say so on the label. It's also the only caffeinated root beer that I've ever (...) (20 years ago, 22-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community)
   
        Re: coke, dike coke, lemon coke, root beer —Jason Spears
     (...) But part of why I like Root Beer is because it normally has no caffeine. (20 years ago, 22-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community)
   
        Re: Lavender Brick Society —Frank Filz
   (...) I like Barq's, but I tend to have troubles with barking spiders after drinking it... Frank (20 years ago, 23-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community)
 

©2005 LUGNET. All rights reserved. - hosted by steinbruch.info GbR