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In lugnet.admin.suggestions, Kevin Wilson wrote:
> In lugnet.admin.suggestions, Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
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> > Wrong, Diet Coke simply consigns you to Purgatory for a while until you are thin
> > and can go back to The Real Thing. Drinking New Coke (or Pepsi in any guise) is
> > what condemns you to Hell (though The Lowest Pit of Hell is reserved for the
> > designers and marketers of New Coke).
> >
> > -->Bruce<--
> > Green-Eyed Devil's Advocate
>
> Hmmm. So what happens to people like me, who drink supermarket generic cola,
> non-caffienated, but with all the usual sugar? I'm just dying to know :-)
>
> Kevin
I won't swear to it, but I think that puts you in the Pit of People Condemned to
read Reader's Digest for All Eternity. If it didn't have any sugar in addition
to being decaffienated, you'd simply be an atheist.
-->Bruce<--
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| (...) Oh well, no worries :-) Shocking thought it may be, I *like* Readers Digest. Anything with words on a page can't be all bad, right? It could have been worse. It could have been the same cornflake package for all eternity. At least with RD I (...) (20 years ago, 18-Sep-04, to lugnet.fun.community, lugnet.off-topic.debate)
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