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Re: Lavender Brick Society
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lugnet.fun.community
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Tue, 21 Sep 2004 23:11:19 GMT
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In lugnet.admin.suggestions, Bruce Schlickbernd wrote:
> In lugnet.admin.suggestions, Mike Rayhawk wrote:
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> > Now I have no opinion one way or the other on God's attitude towards the various
> > lifestyles under discussion, but as a Classic Coke zealot I know for sure that
> > you Diet-Coke-ists are damned to Hell. But let's play devil's advocate here.
> > What if we did have lugnet.people.softdrinks.dietcoke, and a hundred other
> > newsgroups like it? Would that be some kind of disaster?
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> Wrong, Diet Coke simply consigns you to Purgatory for a while until you are thin
> and can go back to The Real Thing. Drinking New Coke (or Pepsi in any guise) is
> what condemns you to Hell (though The Lowest Pit of Hell is reserved for the
> designers and marketers of New Coke).
What about that Diet Coke with Lime? I like that quite a bit. Is there a
particular circle reserved for me? Also, when I was in San Francisco (hmm, does
this tie in?) I found Diet Coke with Lemon. Oddly I haven't seen this anywhere
else. Do the Limites and the Lemonites end up in the same circle of hell, or is
there a distinction in the divine plan?
Bruce
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