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Re: Rioting at Lego McD's.
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lugnet.town
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Thu, 13 Jul 2000 23:35:11 GMT
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> > Cops are how Legoland makes up for it's lack of military protection.
> But...who do they need military protection *from*?
Blockmen and MegaBlocks of course! They also act as the National Guard
during natural disasters.
> For that matter, what sort of crimes occur in LEGOland? From the sets,
> I'd have to guess that they're mostly traffic violations. (This is
> probably because many towns have no street signs or street lights.)
Lots of those...
There's also the potential violence associated with hooliganism at the
soccer games (football matches for the rest of you).
> There does seem to be the occasional bank robbery, although how it's
> accomplished is unknown since guns seem to have fallen into disuse
> sometime near the end of the previous century. Very threatening notes
> perhaps?
In a generally pacifistic society such as Legoland the mere THREAT of
violence can be quite effective...
Will
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| (...) But...who do they need military protection *from*? *Nobody* seems to have any military in modern Legoland...Is Town expecting an invasion from other themes? Do they fear the Wolfpack will travel through time to loot McDonald's? Are they (...) (24 years ago, 13-Jul-00, to lugnet.town)
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