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Re: Eastern Block Bot destroys cow, Lego citizens slaphappy with fear.
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Mon, 9 Jun 2003 14:36:25 GMT
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Eastern Block, Office of the Junior Marshal has officially denounced ownership of the so-called “IVAN-1” cow-killer bot, claiming it is a PCS ploy to divert attention from PCS’s true desire to build their own larger cow-killing bots. Why? Because capitalist PCS Command hates the true peace-loving people of LegoLand, while only the brave Eastern Block Kosmos Directorate will stand up the people and their cows!

Long live the Block!

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-slaps underling- ‘i thought I told you not to test the cow killer yet! i told you IVAN isn’t ready! ugh!’

seriously, tho, cool bot! i may need to develop a IVAN-2 for the Kalashnikov.

-Jr.Mar.L.A.Hoffman



In lugnet.space, Chris Giddens wrote:
   Reports of a cow mutilation in the mid west have been attributed NOT to aliens, but to this robot:

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/legoober/PCSbots/ivan1a.jpg

The Iducto Vac ANdroid One (IVAN 1) of the Eastern Block. This is an agressive move against the peaceful, cow loving, LegoLand people... pictures to follow of attack and subsequent Barbeque. mmmm cheeseburger.

To combat this situation, PCS Labs has unleashed... FLYBoy! *bum bummm BUM!* heroic Flies Like Yeager Bot:

http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/legoober/PCSbots/flybot2.jpg

See all the bots here Brickshelf Gallery

Admiral Giddens <><



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  Eastern Block Bot destroys cow, Lego citizens slaphappy with fear.
 
Reports of a cow mutilation in the mid west have been attributed NOT to aliens, but to this robot: (URL) The Iducto Vac ANdroid One (IVAN 1) of the Eastern Block. This is an agressive move against the peaceful, cow loving, LegoLand people... (...) (21 years ago, 9-Jun-03, to lugnet.space, FTX) ! 

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