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better be sitting down for this....
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Sun, 3 Jul 2005 01:27:16 GMT
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To my homies Calum, et al
if your drinking, swallow it
if your standing, sit down
if you cant handle this truth, skip this message..
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I am following Calums lead, and am now the proud owner of a Honda Civic(1).
thats right, Civic nation for this "G."
YO.
Word.
NOW, if you'll excuse me. I need to pimp my ride.
Chris
can I use lego to tune my exhaust?
1. OKOKOKOKOKOK its a 1989, well-used-freshly-painted WHITE honda civic.
269K km's
REASON: putting too many KM on the mighty DODGE(2) driving to Hamilton
every day (like 100)
REASON: fule tank gets FULL on 20 litres of gas, NOT 100 like the mighy
dodge.
REASON: GAS is $0.85 / litre YOU do the MATH
REASON: mighty dodge gets 5km/litre (thats about 11MPG (3)) Civic gets
about a 20 km/litre (that about 50 MPG)
REASON: FREE - if/when it dies, pull off road, remove plates, WALK AWAY.
CON: cant go faster than 110Km/H
CON: cant cary 8x8 play field in back.... WAIT thats a PLUS
CON: only look cool to a WHOLE new class of people
CON: feels like i am driving a GO-KART
CON: can get relief from sun while driving in the shadow of Honda element
2. 1998 Dodge RAM 4x4 1500 V8 MAGNUM 5.2L MAGNUM engine, short box, reg cab
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http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=5km%2Flitre+in+mpg&btnG=Google+Search
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| (...) Giggles... (...) Giggles even more.... (...) Starts laughing.... (...) Laughs more.... (...) Uncontrollable laughter, funniest thing I have read in a LONG TIME.... And to think, all this from "city boy" that mocked *ME* by saying I was driving (...) (19 years ago, 3-Jul-05, to lugnet.org.ca.rtltoronto)
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