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    Groan of the week #24 —Ross Crawford
   A man goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the man goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have (...) (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Groan of the week #24 —Jeremy Scott
     I'm sure his attire sparked quite the conversation. (...) (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: Groan of the week #24 —Matthew Gerber
      (...) Wonder if he paid with his charge card? Do you suppose he found any electrifying conversation there? Matt (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
     
          Re: Groan of the week #24 —John Neal
      (...) I wouldn't be shocked if he did. -John (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
    
         Re: Groan of the week #24 —John Neal
     (...) How can you be positive? -John (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Groan of the week #24 —John Neal
   (...) "Or you'll be charged with assault and battery." -John (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Groan of the week #24 —Nicole Drumm
   "John" <John@TCLTC.org> wrote in message news:H2InM1.CrK@lugnet.com... (...) I felt so run down after laughing so hard. -Nicole (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Groan of the week #24 —John Neal
   (...) I'd keep an eye on that condition, Nicole. -John (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 

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