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  Groan of the week #24
 
A man goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the man goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have (...) (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
I'm sure his attire sparked quite the conversation. (...) (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) Wonder if he paid with his charge card? Do you suppose he found any electrifying conversation there? Matt (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) I wouldn't be shocked if he did. -John (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) How can you be positive? -John (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) "Or you'll be charged with assault and battery." -John (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
"John" <John@TCLTC.org> wrote in message news:H2InM1.CrK@lugnet.com... (...) I felt so run down after laughing so hard. -Nicole (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
(...) I'd keep an eye on that condition, Nicole. -John (22 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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