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In lugnet.space, Lindsay Frederick Braun writes:
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> Hi!
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> Someone had to be a snarky goofball about the contest, and
> since nobody else has done it, I guess it falls to me. It's
> all the better because this is such an Obviously Winning Entry(tm).
>
> Therefore I hereby submit, for your approval, the Zeno HoverTub:
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> http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~lfbraun/zeno-01.jpg
> http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~lfbraun/zeno-02.jpg
> http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~lfbraun/zeno-04.jpg
> http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~lfbraun/zeno-05.jpg
> http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~lfbraun/zeno-06.jpg
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> The five images above are generic images of the HoverTub in
> flight. The raw power and graceful lines (not to mention the
> stunning hygiene!) of the HoverTub aren't just for flight,
> although it can surely fly rings around (ha! ha!) anything
> else in the Ancient Greek sky. Why, our friendly little
> Acropolis-top philosopher friend can even land his ceramic
> beauty:
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> http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~lfbraun/zeno-07.jpg
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> And then, he can drive it away:
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> http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~lfbraun/zeno-08.jpg
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> Finally, what good is being the cleanest guy in the sky if
> nobody can see you? Here's Zeno, in all his bearded-and-
> loinclothed glory:
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> http://www.rci.rutgers.edu/~lfbraun/zeno-03.jpg
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> If anyone has any doubts as to the HoverSupremacy my O.W.E.
> exhibits, I would also like to point out that the shower
> attachment *is* detachable and has a variable-stream head.
>
> Feedback and lousy plumbing puns welcomed.
>
> best
>
> LFB.fnord
Nice, it sports room for three, I assume? Rubba-dub-dub! I might have to plunge
my way back into this draining contest. Do you have soap in your ears? I said
your entry's all washed up....
Okay, I'm not used to that many puns in a row...I need a rest.
-Dave Johann
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