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    Re: Anybody live in Denver? —Jeremy Sproat
   (...) No, sorry... Denverite is the powerful substance which will repel the superhero known as Bob Denver. Denverite is a rocky substance, noted for its utter lack of wit and charm. Denverite was created when the planet Denver (see "Person from (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Anybody live in Denver? —Tom McDonald
   (...) [Footnote to 1: Gilliganium (cf. "luckstone") will, however, restore Bob Denver's powers. Found in small amounts in ancient lava floes indigenous to volcanoes of the South Pacific (cf. the Pacific Ring of Fire), the compound generates negative (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Anybody live in Denver? —Jeremy Sproat
   (...) They also usually conferred two or three strains of body lice, but you'll never see *THAT* in a history book... :-, (...) This raises an interesting point concerning the infamous Lost Executives of Denverness. According to ancient Denver (...) (25 years ago, 27-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Anybody live in Denver? —Sanjay D'Souza
   ;-) Ummm....thanks ..guys.....Although I haven't got an answer to my original question at least I know the answer to another question. Q: Which two people should you NOT consult when asking a perfectly decent question.... A: Sproaty and McSpamboy (...) (25 years ago, 28-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Anybody live in Denver? —Larry Pieniazek
   (...) I'll say. What I found most amusing was that Ryan completely did NOT get that you were setting those two up for some riffing. Unless his humor is a bit too subtle for me? This is an instance of the "don't ask people on the internet to do your (...) (25 years ago, 28-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
   
        Re: Anybody live in Denver? —Jeremy Sproat
   (...) If, on the Internet no one knows you're a dog, then is it impossible to get a dog on the Internet to eat your homework for you? Cheers, - jsproat (25 years ago, 28-Sep-99, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 

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