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| | | Every night Roy Rogers and Dale Evans left their shoes on the back porch. One morning Dale looked out the window to see a mountain lion gnawing on Roy's new shoes. As he got to the door, the mountain lion ran away. He set an elaborate trap for the (...) (22 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | Re: Old Groan —Mike Petrucelli
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| | | | | (...) elaborate (...) shoes. (...) Dale (...) Um, might that work better if it were written: Hey, Roy, did you catch that cat that chewed your new shoes. -Mike Petrucelli (22 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | Re: Old Groan —Dave Schuler
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| | | | | | (...) Nuts to that! I got it, Ed. That's an oldie but a goodie (and a longtime favorite of mine!) Dave! (22 years ago, 28-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Old Groan —Maggie Cambron
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| | | | | | (...) Mine too, Dave! If you didn't get it you might miss a variation, Like the one from the movie[1] with the Transylvania Station! Maggie C. [1] one of my favorites-- is this too obscure an allusion? (22 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Old Groan —Larry Pieniazek
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| | | | | | (...) Not (for me, anyway) if it's the movie I think it is... Is it? :-) (1) 1 - Any movie with Carole Kane AND Geena Davis can't be all bad... I think this is the one where Geena and Jeff decided they were sweet on each other. (22 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Old Groan —Ed Jones
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| | | | | | (...) Nope, think Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman (22 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Old Groan —Larry Pieniazek
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| | | | | | (...) I'm pretty sure that "Transylvania 6-5000" has a Transylvania Station in it. but it doesn't have Gene Wilder or Marty Feldman, though. (22 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | | | | Re: Old Groan —Maggie Cambron
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| | | | | | (...) It's in here (among other places): (URL) kids have heard me say "Put... the candle... back" ever since they can remember, whenever I want them to put something back. One of these days they'll figure out what in the world I'm alluding to. :-) (...) (22 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | | | | Re: Old Groan —James Brown
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| | | | (...) Roy shook his head, and replied: That isn't mine, must be some other feline. (22 years ago, 29-Oct-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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