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  Re: Groan of the week #24
 
I'm sure his attire sparked quite the conversation. (...) (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #24
 
A man goes into a restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the man goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have (...) (24 years ago, 16-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #23
 
Once upon a time there was a king and a jester. Now, the jester loved puns and annoyed the king with them all day long. Finally, the king was so fed up that he said, "If you don't stop with the puns, I'll be forced to hang you!" What was the (...) (24 years ago, 9-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #22
 
Three guys are out fishing, and when they get back to their truck, they see it's surrounded by three bears. "OK guys, I figure the only way to get to the truck is to get these bears really angry. Then they'll leave and we can go home. So, Ed, you (...) (24 years ago, 2-Sep-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Groan of the week #21
 
(...) Yikes! You missed the most disturbing one for this crowd, Rosco - according to this logic, builders get deconstructed! ;p thanks, James (24 years ago, 26-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Groan of the week #21
 
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians should be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? (24 years ago, 26-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Google mirror
 
(...) tengul!) ROSCO (24 years ago, 26-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Google mirror
 
(URL) (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: New mecha
 
(...) I'm sauri. Cheers, - jsproat (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: New mecha
 
(...) And it should be pointed out that the asterix fossil was exposed as a hoax. Dave! (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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