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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians should be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed? (24 years ago, 26-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Google mirror
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(...) tengul!) ROSCO (24 years ago, 26-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(URL) (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: New mecha
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(...) I'm sauri. Cheers, - jsproat (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) And it should be pointed out that the asterix fossil was exposed as a hoax. Dave! (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) I agree with your point Jeremy. (...) It's your spelling that Gaul's me! Maggie C. (24 years ago, 23-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #20
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A frog went into a bank to take out a loan. He went to the loan officer, whose name was Patty Black. He told Patty Black that he wanted to take out a loan to make some repairs on his house. When asked what he had for collateral, the frog pulled out (...) (24 years ago, 19-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #19
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(...) I dunno, but I do know that kind of treatment can Nepal a person. It also has an Asian effect and certainly doesn't India a person to one. (Yeah, it was tough China get those out-- good thing I don't try to make a Korea out of it!) Maggie C. (24 years ago, 12-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #19
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If you take an Oriental man and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? (24 years ago, 12-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #18
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(...) So, in other words, he lept hard. (...) I hope he doesn't have to eat his words later: it mightn't go well in his colon. Then he'd need some Preposition H. -John (24 years ago, 6-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #18
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You know I'll never get the 30 seconds back I took to read this. :) -- Thanx~ Nicole, "Now with Masters in Psychology Analytical Action!" (URL) Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:H0EA73.HFs@lugnet.com... (...) (24 years ago, 6-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #18
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A hungry African lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the (...) (24 years ago, 5-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #17 (apologies to Schlitz)
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(...) Ahhhhh, the good old Chateau Chunder - many fond memories..... ROSCO (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #17 (apologies to Schlitz)
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(...) Well dug-- thanks, Jason:-) -John (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #17 (apologies to Schlitz)
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(...) Dig no futher. (Note: I didn't transcribe this myself, but found it online.) The Australian Table Wines sketch - Monty Python ---- A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines (...) (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #17 (apologies to Schlitz)
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(...) I still remember an advertising campaign put on by Schlitz: "Look out for the Bull!" A couple of guys would crack open a Schlitz malt liquor, and suddenly a bucking bull would come crashing into the room, destroying everything-- good times for (...) (24 years ago, 30-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Groan of the week #17 (apologies to Schlitz)
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Many years ago there was a famous baseball pitcher named Milt Famey. His career was brilliant, but in his last years his abilities decreased. Becoming depressed, he started drinking a lot of beer, both on and off the field. In his last year in the (...) (24 years ago, 29-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Temple of Shan-Ta-Ree
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(...) Argh. lighting... canned... Argh. (24 years ago, 25-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #16
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(...) Hu llit hinki tsal lweta ndsmel lsli kesh ip! ;- D (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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| | Re: Groan of the week #16
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(...) Afi shyo ne! RO SCO (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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