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Re: Groan of the week #18
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Date: 
Tue, 6 Aug 2002 02:10:16 GMT
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In lugnet.off-topic.pun, Ross Crawford writes:

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.

So, in other words, he lept hard.

Even
the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

I hope he doesn't have to eat his words later: it mightn't go well in his
colon.  Then he'd need some Preposition H.

-John



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  Groan of the week #18
 
A hungry African lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the (...) (22 years ago, 5-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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