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Groan of the week #18
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Mon, 5 Aug 2002 23:49:51 GMT
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A hungry African lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something
to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree and reading a
book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even
the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
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Message has 2 Replies:
 | | Re: Groan of the week #18
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| You know I'll never get the 30 seconds back I took to read this. :) -- Thanx~ Nicole, "Now with Masters in Psychology Analytical Action!" (URL) Crawford" <rcrawford@csi.com> wrote in message news:H0EA73.HFs@lugnet.com... (...) (22 years ago, 6-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
| | | Re: Groan of the week #18
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| (...) So, in other words, he lept hard. (...) I hope he doesn't have to eat his words later: it mightn't go well in his colon. Then he'd need some Preposition H. -John (22 years ago, 6-Aug-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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