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Subject: 
Groan of the week #20
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Date: 
Mon, 19 Aug 2002 01:01:44 GMT
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A frog went into a bank to take out a loan. He went to the loan officer,
whose name was Patty Black. He told Patty Black that he wanted to take out a
loan to make some repairs on his house. When asked what he had for
collateral, the frog pulled out a ceramic thing-a-ma-jig.

Well, Patty Black didn’t know what to do so she went to see her manager. She
explained the situation to him, saying he wanted a loan but all he had for
collateral was a ceramic thing she couldn’t even identify.

After thinking for a few minutes, the manager responded, "It’s a
knick-knack, Patty Black, give the frog a loan!!"



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