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(...) Aww hatkin dofap unchli neist hat? ?? -Joh nne al (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) ARRR! Noah was a pirate? Must have been lonely, being the only ship left on Earth and all. ;) Also: Carp ark? Oi. Or, perhaps, "groan." best LFB (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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One day God calls down to Noah and says "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark". Noah replies, "No probs God, me old Supreme Being, anything you want after all you're the guv'". But God interrupts, "Ah but there's a catch this time (...) (24 years ago, 23-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Well of course that's how it had to turn out - she was ready to get serious. Before she lost the eye, it was all just fun and games. James (still have to get you a copy of Calahan's) (24 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) John's right, Ross. That one wasn't as corneas some of yeux others! ;-) Maggie C. (24 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) That was out of sight, Ross. Iris all your jokes were so pupilated with humor. -John (24 years ago, 15-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining and put his hand out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a girl looking down. "Is this yours?" he (...) (24 years ago, 14-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) <a la Mike as Wayne> Good one! -John (24 years ago, 11-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Gee Bruce, don't you know by now that pointillism belongs in another group? I really don't have time to be canvassing groups looking for those who paint with too broad a brush. Maggie FUT ot.pun (24 years ago, 11-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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(...) Id is a shame I'm afreud that the wake of this trauma is couched in suggestive language. -John (24 years ago, 8-Jul-02, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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