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  Re: Panderers and Idiots (was re: Global Warming)
 
(...) And despite our hopes, the Giant Pander is nowhere near endangered, and they rather seem to enjoy breeding in captivity. groan, LFB XFUT->.o-t.pun (26 years ago, 10-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anguish languish
 
Something my sister sent along which reminded me of the anguish languish: (...) Frank (26 years ago, 5-May-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Prog-rock puns (was: Blood Stone Castle completed!)
 
In reply to my remark, "In the Court of the Crimson Keep," (...) Ha! Flushed one out! It just took me a few days to find your message. My cookies got reset somehow to the default, so I've missed posts to the off-topic groups. Somewhere on the Net I (...) (26 years ago, 8-Apr-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: A common problem? (was:Re: Favorite castles?)
 
(...) Oh, I do. I also have lots of SPUDs which taste really bad. But I don't normally BURP much, if the food went bad I often PEWC. -Shiri (xpost to .pun) (26 years ago, 7-Apr-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)  
 
  Re: Blood Stone Castle completed!
 
13th Century Schitzoid man! (26 years ago, 31-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Blood Stone Castle completed!
 
(...) Yes, yes, and the throne room shot can carry the caption, "In the court of the Crimson Keep!" (Somebody out there will get this one -- FUT lugnet.off-topic.pun) -- John J. Ladasky Jr., Ph.D. Department of Structural Biology Stanford University (...) (26 years ago, 31-Mar-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Minifig What scale are they??
 
(...) *gag gag* ;) shaun (26 years ago, 24-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) Well, is it a pink pig? Does he have a pinkeye? (...) Oh yeah... that's right. You're one of those truly excel-lent guys. (...) Took you way too long. If you were in my Chem class you'd get a tardy. -Shiri (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) I'll go for "or what", Regis. And yes, that is my final answer. :) Jeff (...) (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) Very sly, waiting until I put my shillelagh away to pull out the pun... But that won't save you, because I have my wiffle bat! *fwap!* :) Oh, and for the record, that was a real groaner... Jeff (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) In a pig's eye I am! In fact I'm working on developing a style sheet for the project I'm on, which just goes to show that you don't know sheet. Glad I could tidy that up for you. (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) gradually (...) Thanks for keeping us germane, jackson.. -Tom McD. when replying, spamcakes make excellent wheel blocks. (rerun due to illness) (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) this (...) No, he's just lacking style. -Shiri (26 years ago, 21-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) You didn't see it? Perhaps you had a stye... best LFB (26 years ago, 21-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) this (...) LOL. OOPS! My Bad... I need to work on my ttyping skillls! :) Robni (26 years ago, 21-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
Note, that should be SITE, not Stie. (sounds like Sty as in pig sty, which this site definitely is NOT... it's neat) Can't believe I missed this nitpick opportunity at first. FUT o-t.pun :-) ++Lar (26 years ago, 20-Mar-00, to lugnet.trains.org, lugnet.trains, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) Ouch, I didn't even see that till you pointed it out. Am I good or what? (...) (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anguish languish
 
Shiri Dori wrote in message ... (...) That one is a little difficult. However there should be enough clues in my posts from yesterday to figure it all out. It does rely on speaking some of the words with a Boston accent. Frank (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: LEPRACHAUN!
 
(...) At least then the could go to a lepercon... :) Jeff (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anguish languish
 
(...) Lost ya here ;-) (...) Tat's tends too raisen. -She read door I (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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