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Something my sister sent along which reminded me of the anguish languish:
> Syman Says!
> Starting Your Day With A Smile...
>
> JOKE OF THE DAY:
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> JEST FOR THE PUN OF IT:
>
> Waitress: Hawaii, sir? You must be Hungary.
> Gent: Yes, Siam. I can't Rumania long. Venice lunch ready?
> Waitress: I'll Russia table. What'll you Havre? Aix?
> Gent: Whatever's ready. But can't Jamaica cook hurry?
> Waitress: Odessa laugh! But Alaska.
> Gent: And put Cuba sugar in my Java.
> Waitress: Don't be Sicily. Sweden it yourself. I'm only here to
> Serbia.
> Gent: Denmark my check and call the Bosphorous. I hope he'll
> Kenya. I don't Bolivia know who I am!
> Waitress: Canada Noise! I don't Carribbean. You sure Ararat!
> Gent: Samoa your wisecracks? What's got India? Do you think
> this arguing Alps business? Be Nice!
> Waitress: Don't Kiev me that Boulobne! Alamein do! S'pain in
> the neck. Pay your check and beat it. Abyssinia!
Frank
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| Eye hem know gourd ass hiss, bore eye fount sum ding punny: Anguish Languish[1]. Hearse hen egg sample buy H.L.Chace: "Fryer Jerker, Fryer Jerker, Dormer-view? Dormer-view? Sunny lay martini! Sunny lay martini! Drink, drank, drunk. Drink, drank, (...) (25 years ago, 17-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
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