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  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) In a pig's eye I am! In fact I'm working on developing a style sheet for the project I'm on, which just goes to show that you don't know sheet. Glad I could tidy that up for you. (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) gradually (...) Thanks for keeping us germane, jackson.. -Tom McD. when replying, spamcakes make excellent wheel blocks. (rerun due to illness) (26 years ago, 22-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) this (...) No, he's just lacking style. -Shiri (26 years ago, 21-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) You didn't see it? Perhaps you had a stye... best LFB (26 years ago, 21-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
(...) this (...) LOL. OOPS! My Bad... I need to work on my ttyping skillls! :) Robni (26 years ago, 21-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  "Site" (was Re: Pictures of GFLTC at GATS Ft Myers on our stie...
 
Note, that should be SITE, not Stie. (sounds like Sty as in pig sty, which this site definitely is NOT... it's neat) Can't believe I missed this nitpick opportunity at first. FUT o-t.pun :-) ++Lar (26 years ago, 20-Mar-00, to lugnet.trains.org, lugnet.trains, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) Ouch, I didn't even see that till you pointed it out. Am I good or what? (...) (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anguish languish
 
Shiri Dori wrote in message ... (...) That one is a little difficult. However there should be enough clues in my posts from yesterday to figure it all out. It does rely on speaking some of the words with a Boston accent. Frank (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: LEPRACHAUN!
 
(...) At least then the could go to a lepercon... :) Jeff (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anguish languish
 
(...) Lost ya here ;-) (...) Tat's tends too raisen. -She read door I (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anguish languish
 
Butt form I known pat wash agreeing tummy. Add run k bahs ton ire shhh mink coats duh mast her. Francs anguish languish snot ferry god. Franc Fills (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anguish languish
 
This anguish thing brings back memories of one thing I did on ICE (In Circuit Emulator) at work. We always had to issue the command "reset ice" so I made an alias of "eyes" for "ice" so I would always type "reset eyes"... Eye thin kits ferry fun (...) (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Anguish languish
 
The hat's two punny! Hears Ma yawn egg sample: Eye when too sea Greece lass knight. Ore, a fee you daisy go. Tea Bess son kin may open yawn was "Bee you tease cool drop pout", node out Abott it. Knew, deed I toter lee miss tat hub? :-) -Shiri (...) (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: LEPRACHAUN!
 
(...) oohh, lindsay! that's just rotten! later ~ craig~ (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: LEPRACHAUN!
 
(...) Yea, if they do, pieces might fall offa' em...but then they'd be "Leperchauns." narf LFB (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) Good thing I already have my shillelagh(1) out... *whap!* Bad Pun!! :) Jeff [FUPs to .o-t.pun] 1 - check offtopic.fun (26 years ago, 17-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.geek, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Anguish languish
 
Eye hem know gourd ass hiss, bore eye fount sum ding punny: Anguish Languish[1]. Hearse hen egg sample buy H.L.Chace: "Fryer Jerker, Fryer Jerker, Dormer-view? Dormer-view? Sunny lay martini! Sunny lay martini! Drink, drank, drunk. Drink, drank, (...) (26 years ago, 17-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Really bad riddle
 
Todd, you're scaring the mundanes... oh, wait. Todd; you're scaring ME. -Cheese "How many UNIX gurus does it take to turn on a PC?" "None; they just stand around griping and poking the CPU with a stick." (...) (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Really bad riddle
 
(...) : : : : : : : : : : : : : (...) Argh! I guess Alan will have to wait for that T to drop. But it hasn't been half a hundred years yet. Steve (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Really bad riddle
 
Hey, whaddya get when you cross a universal computer with a luxury car? : : : : : : : : : : : : : You get a ... "Turing sedan" ... : bppppthh... : bppppthhhhhhhpp... : Bwaaa-haa-haaaaah-haaah! Hhaaawwrrrhawr hawr har harrrr... Herrr har hehr hhehr (...) (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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