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Subject: 
Really bad riddle
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Date: 
Thu, 16 Mar 2000 02:30:49 GMT
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Hey, whaddya get when you cross a universal computer with a luxury car?

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You get a ... "Turing sedan" ...

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bppppthh...

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bppppthhhhhhhpp...

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Bwaaa-haa-haaaaah-haaah!

Hhaaawwrrrhawr hawr har harrrr...

Herrr har hehr hhehr heh heh herrr-har-hah-ummm...eh...eh-hem.  Hem.

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Hem.

(GD&R :-)

--Todd



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  Re: Really bad riddle
 
(...) : : : : : : : : : : : : : (...) Argh! I guess Alan will have to wait for that T to drop. But it hasn't been half a hundred years yet. Steve (25 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
  Re: Really bad riddle
 
Todd, you're scaring the mundanes... oh, wait. Todd; you're scaring ME. -Cheese "How many UNIX gurus does it take to turn on a PC?" "None; they just stand around griping and poking the CPU with a stick." (...) (25 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)

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