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  Re: LEPRACHAUN!
 
(...) Yea, if they do, pieces might fall offa' em...but then they'd be "Leperchauns." narf LFB (26 years ago, 18-Mar-00, to lugnet.general, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: What makes an acronym (was: Re: quick question)
 
(...) Good thing I already have my shillelagh(1) out... *whap!* Bad Pun!! :) Jeff [FUPs to .o-t.pun] 1 - check offtopic.fun (26 years ago, 17-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.geek, lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Anguish languish
 
Eye hem know gourd ass hiss, bore eye fount sum ding punny: Anguish Languish[1]. Hearse hen egg sample buy H.L.Chace: "Fryer Jerker, Fryer Jerker, Dormer-view? Dormer-view? Sunny lay martini! Sunny lay martini! Drink, drank, drunk. Drink, drank, (...) (26 years ago, 17-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.fun, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Really bad riddle
 
Todd, you're scaring the mundanes... oh, wait. Todd; you're scaring ME. -Cheese "How many UNIX gurus does it take to turn on a PC?" "None; they just stand around griping and poking the CPU with a stick." (...) (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Really bad riddle
 
(...) : : : : : : : : : : : : : (...) Argh! I guess Alan will have to wait for that T to drop. But it hasn't been half a hundred years yet. Steve (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Really bad riddle
 
Hey, whaddya get when you cross a universal computer with a luxury car? : : : : : : : : : : : : : You get a ... "Turing sedan" ... : bppppthh... : bppppthhhhhhhpp... : Bwaaa-haa-haaaaah-haaah! Hhaaawwrrrhawr hawr har harrrr... Herrr har hehr hhehr (...) (26 years ago, 16-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) They're downright weevil! (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) That's not very mice, in fact it's lousy. We should infest ourselves in optimism...mag Got grant us the serenity to accept that which we cannot change... really awfully, Lindsay (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) I don't think that ei-ter mite make a difference... They wood just bug us... -Shi (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
oh, the Buggers. i'm Sick of hearing about 'em -- -Steven "Nothin' But Net!" (URL) (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) That one flu over my head, stuffed though it is. I expectorate improvement. (...) Rats! I was hoping to app-roach this the pest way possible... -badly, LFB (26 years ago, 7-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) kewl....i think:-/ (...) You crack me up. -Rick Terskale (26 years ago, 4-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) but (...) Not when viruses and vermin are involved... And CW has some vermin, definitely... (characters, not balladeers! <grin>) -Shiri (26 years ago, 4-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Ow. Ow ow ow. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow. Ouch. ;-) Cheers, - jsproat (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I found the LUGNET school!
 
(...) name of a province/town. Fredrik (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  I found the LUGNET school!
 
Hi, After spending the last two weeks in Arjeplog, Sweden doing vehicle testing on the frozen lakes I had to mention the school I passed each day. I meant to take a photo but it was always dark when I went past. The school is for kids up to 9 years (...) (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Er, um.. drink for myself :-) (...) Spock r0cks! All other known males of the Vulcan species possess diminished countenance should they be juxtaposed for evaluation of comparative personal and logical disciplines. -Tom McD. when replying, (...) (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Castle World - a new site.
 
(...) *I don't know, I always thought cell division was pretty friendly as it was... best Lindsay (26 years ago, 3-Mar-00, to lugnet.castle, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: Minifig Faces Blizzard Conditions!
 
(...) Brrr, it's like the Arctic in there! (FUT .pun) (...) Great idea! Thanks! -Shiri (26 years ago, 1-Mar-00, to lugnet.fun.crafts, lugnet.off-topic.pun)
 
  Re: I have a question
 
(...) Where have you bean Sproat, to have emitted such aweful propundities? -John (...) (26 years ago, 29-Feb-00, to lugnet.off-topic.pun)


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